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Kusper: The Unaired Pilot
The Neverending Story:
Alternate Kusper Ending
Comic Vault #4: Superman
The first of two pilots Lowcarbcomedy.com produced for a certain television stationf.
Contains: Swearing, Hilarious Racism, Photographic Nudity
Runtime: 5:50 min
Kusper is inserted into the ending to A Neverending Story.
Contains: Swearing, Partial Nudity, and Bestiality
Runtime: 6:35 min
Superman tries to get into Ladies Night at the Comic Vault.
Contains: Cross Dressing
Runtime: 0:53 min
Comic Vault #3: Prof. X
Comic Vault #2: Daredevil
Comic Vault #1: Aquaman
Professor X goes to pick up a comic at the Comic Vault.
Contains: Handicapped Tragedy
Runtime: 1:07 min
Daredevil is tries to get a comic at the Comic Vault.
Contains: Pizza
Runtime: 0:53 min
Aquaman learns all about comics at the Comic Vault.
Contains: Water
Runtime: 0:50 min
The Jigsaw Tapes
The Marriage Value Menu
301 Dalmations
Jigsaw from the SAW films reveals Zoran Gvojic's whearabouts...sort of.
Contains: Violence and Sexual Material
Runtime: 4:22 min
The tragic end of the food industrie's greatest couple.
Contains: Sexual Material
Runtime: 2:55 min
After defeating the Persian Empire, the Spartans look for a new foe.
Contains: Swears and Gore
Runtime: 3:05 min
 
 
37 Seconds of Your Life 3
 
Mick Chandler:
Unlicensed Child Psychologist
 
Black Guys P.S.A.
Apparently Dave plays poker with inanimate dummies. Who knew?
Contains: A single joke and a melon
Runtime: 0:37 min
 
Aussie Mick Chandler gives incredibly bad advice to children.
Contains: Inappropriate Child interactions
Runtime: 6:16 min
 
The second entry in the Kick Stereotypes Campaign.
Contains: Implied Sex
Runtime: 0:34 min
 
 
Snow Peeing P.S.A.
 
Back to the Future Outtake
 
Saw IV
Find out why it's so important to pee in the snow.
Contains: Pee Humor
Runtime: 0:37 min
 
Christopher Lloyd's drinking problem is revealed in this rare outtake from BTTF II
Contains: Swearing and Grossness
Runtime: 2:40 min
 
Lowcarbcomedy.com presents Saw IV
Contains: Swearing and Gore
Runtime: 10:05 min
 
 
Asian P.S.A.
 
How to Use Women
 
How to Use Women Teaser
The first in a series of P.S.A.s designed to destroy stereotypes
Contains: Controversial Subject Matter
Runtime: 0:30 min
 
An instructional video on how to use women as physical objects
Contains: Misogyny and Gore
Runtime: 8:00 min
 
A Sneak Peek at Lowcarbcomedy's
"How to Use Women"
Contains: Misogyny
Runtime: 1:13 min
 
 
Great Moments in Drunken History
 
The Real Davinci Code
 
Passion of the Benny Hill
Discover the origin of the lampshade and why it represents drunkeness
Contains: Mild Swearing and Gore
Runtime: 2:45 min
 
The Lowcarbcomedy version of Dan Brown's Epic
Contains: Italian Stereotypes
Runtime: 4:45 min
 
Scenes from The Passion of the Christ set to the Benny Hill theme song
Contains: Graphic Violence and Gore
Runtime: 1:00 min
 
 
Frank's Home Abortion
 
Durexxx Ultra Mega Thins
 
Hate Soap
A commercial for an easy to use home abortion kit
Contains: Controversial Material and Gore
Runtime: 1:45 min
 
Brian Durexxx introduces his latest condom line
Contains: Guy Pain
Runtime 1:30 min
 

A commercial for hate in soap form.
Contains: Mild Homo-sexuality and Gore
Runtime: 1:30 min

 
 
Road Rage and You
 
37 Seconds of Your Life
 
Masturbate!
An instructional video on the hazards of Road Rage
Contains: Swearing and Molestation
Runtime: 12:00 min
 
One of the very first sketch ideas we ever had.
Contains: Something Funny?
Runtime: 0:37 min
 
The Onanian Sin Commission brings you this public service announcement
Contains: Implied Masturbation
Runtime: 0:30 min


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